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"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
05/06/2014 at 17:01 • Filed to: None

Why does the 300 SRT have to die? WHY CHRYSLER, WHY!?

Excuse me while I go sob in a corner, knowing that this has to die while the Grand Cherokee SRT gets to live.

DISCUSSION (27)

Manuél Ferrari > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/06/2014 at 17:05

Brian Silvestro > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/06/2014 at 17:06

HEY

That's my line.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/06/2014 at 17:06

Wait... WHAT?!

jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/06/2014 at 17:06

Kill the SRT Cherokee. Dammit Chrysler, the only recent car I ever liked that you made. Now you've gone and killed it.

#Unfollow Chrysler. Who the fuck is John Varavatatatos anyways?

Frosted > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/06/2014 at 17:06

People who want fast, luxury sedans traditionally buy a German car.

FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/06/2014 at 17:08

This is some real BS

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Brian Silvestro
05/06/2014 at 17:08

NOT WHEN IT'S ABOUT SOMETHING AS SAD AS THIS

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
05/06/2014 at 17:08

Charger and GC and Challenger all get SRT variants still, but no 300.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
05/06/2014 at 17:10

Here I am thinking Chrysler is finally building a kick-ass super sedan with a great amount of luxury, then they go and KILL IT.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Frosted
05/06/2014 at 17:10

But this was supposed to be the affordable alternative, that looked miles better than most of the Germans anyway.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/06/2014 at 17:15

What?! When?!

Aw hell naw, sumbaadeh dun fuck up!

Frosted > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/06/2014 at 17:16

But then the problem is the badge. Most people also know Chrysler to be crap, unreliable, cheaply built American cars and go with Ford or Chevy.

Don't get me wrong, it's a sad day but it was kinda doomed from the start due a treacherous thing called OPINIONS and THE PAST.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
05/06/2014 at 17:17

The most attractive thing to come from Chrysler in a long time, AND THEY KILL IT.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Frosted
05/06/2014 at 17:19

If that were the case, shouldn't the Charger and Jeep be killed as well because in the past they were cheaply built American cars? Shouldn't they have been doomed from the start?

Frosted > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/06/2014 at 17:21

The Charger has the badge to make people buy it. Jeep just has some weird cult following. Dodge seems to have a better rep than Chrysler currently as well.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/06/2014 at 17:22

The linebacker in a suit is no more! Everyone light up your tires in remembrance.

You'll be missed, friend...

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/06/2014 at 17:22

PRETTY MUCH.

No Charger will entice me away from the 300!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
05/06/2014 at 17:23

I'm ready with pitchforks. Who else is coming to break down the doors and demand a new 300 SRT?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/06/2014 at 17:32

If it's like the Challenger and Charger, that doesn't mean it won't get the 6.4. The new Challenger 6.4 is an R/T.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/06/2014 at 17:35

I hope this is the case, but I dunno what you would call it? The 300 6.4?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/06/2014 at 17:38

I couldn't tell you that. Maybe just an option on the 300C. Maybe they are going like Lexus and BMW and add a sport pack.

AthomSfere > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/06/2014 at 17:39

I can't care, no manual available...

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/06/2014 at 17:51

As I mentioned on the front page...

I wonder if the SRT's goodies like the wheels, and the black optic package might get moved to options on the regular 300, like the 300S.

Or they could keep it with the 6.2 engine, and just replace the SRT badges... and call it the 300 Imperial or something.

SRT remains on Dodges, because it is basically 'super-R/T' as a Dodge package. Classic Mopar Chryslers and Plymouths didn't wear R/T, either.

Jeep may be keeping SRT on the Grand Cherokee, because it is the only Jeep to wear it... it's popular, and they may not be quite sure what else to call a hot-rod non-off-road Jeep.

But they could give a Chrysler a more imposing, luxury, executive moniker... Imperial would have history and have an executive power connotation.

Alex from Toronto > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/06/2014 at 22:16

Maybe like what Cadillac does with their V-sport package

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Alex from Toronto
05/06/2014 at 22:18

Maybe, but if I were buying a 4-door performance car, I'd get the SS. Especially since it's getting a stick.

Alex from Toronto > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/06/2014 at 22:22

Cadillac and Chevy does the sport sedan better, to be honest I would rather have the 6.2 s.c V8 then the 6.4 hemi. Just saying.

theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/07/2014 at 09:10

Too bad the Charger R/T won't get the 6.4 (naturally aspirated)